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Friday, August 22, 2008

Language[s]


Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently..


Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagut. Bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo
Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa probrem ?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh.. dia punya performance tatak bagut.
Ali: Cehh apek, lu apa celita? saya suda lama potong tada apa problem. bini saya manyak puas woo..
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap maen woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .. saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jgn maen2 haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens histrousers)
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau. Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car potong zaka..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la.... protonsaga!!

*Credits to
(Samantha Ong)*

Laugh your ass off,ppl..cos I already have mine..


Ciao~

1 comments on "Language[s]"

Samantha Sik on August 23, 2008 at 2:42 PM said...

anyway..thanks for stopping by..I am not that liking that kind of blog.LOL.sorry.

 

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