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Friday, August 22, 2008

Language[s]


Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently..


Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagut. Bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo
Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa probrem ?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh.. dia punya performance tatak bagut.
Ali: Cehh apek, lu apa celita? saya suda lama potong tada apa problem. bini saya manyak puas woo..
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap maen woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .. saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jgn maen2 haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens histrousers)
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau. Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car potong zaka..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la.... protonsaga!!

*Credits to
(Samantha Ong)*

Laugh your ass off,ppl..cos I already have mine..


Ciao~

2 comments on "Language[s]"

Jorge on August 23, 2008 at 9:28 AM said...

Hello friend: it wanted invitarte that you visit blog that I am making with my students of second year of the secondary one on the DISCRIMINATION.
http://nodiscrimine.blogspot.com
arduous and interesting Subject.
Surely it will be of your affability.
We invited to you that you read what pleases of him and makes an opinion on he himself.
Its contribution will be valuable.
In blog it will find a translator of the page in several languages if he needs it.
A hug from Argentina.

Wan Zhen@Samantha Sik on August 23, 2008 at 2:42 PM said...

anyway..thanks for stopping by..I am not that liking that kind of blog.LOL.sorry.

 

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